What's with Guys these days?

So last week I went to this local bar.

I was out with my family and I did not want to be bothered.

So at one point in the night I needed to go to the bathroom, alcohol being a diuretic and all. And as I was near the bathrooms, this guy comes up and asks to talk to me. I said, "I need to take a dump." And went into the bathroom.

HE WAS STILL THERE WHEN I CAME OUT.

Guys are gross.